The Bart & Fat Tony scene in Simpsons 8F03

At work, Fat Tony gives Bart a present, in gratitude for his help with
the cigarettes.
   
   Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
   Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving
         family?
   Bart: No.
   Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family.  Is it wrong to steal
         a truckload of bread to feed them?
   Bart: Uh uh.
   Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread?  They like... cigarettes?
   Bart: I guess that's okay.
   Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price
         that was practically giving them away.  Would that be a crime, Bart?
   Bart: Hell, no!
   Tony: Enjoy your gift.